Monday, October 12, 2009

My favorite ring yet

Each day I make a new ring, I say it is my favorite. Today I mean it- until tomorrow probably. This ring is large- gorgeous stone- cool metalwork- all in all YUMMY for a ring.

And now, for today's list: 5 things you should never say in a doctor's office waiting room:

1. would you mind holding my specimen cup a moment?

2. can you scratch that big oozing sore on my back for me please- its hard for me to get to

3. I've named my tapeworm Robert

4. I'm collecting spleen donations- can you help?

5. Usually when I have an Ebola outbreak, it is for a week. Today seems like a short one

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