And now, for today's list: 5 things you should never say in a doctor's office waiting room:
1. would you mind holding my specimen cup a moment?
2. can you scratch that big oozing sore on my back for me please- its hard for me to get to
3. I've named my tapeworm Robert
4. I'm collecting spleen donations- can you help?
5. Usually when I have an Ebola outbreak, it is for a week. Today seems like a short one